Hello, Mrs. Confucious here. I have been married to Mr. Confucious for over 30 years and let me tell you having to listen to Confucious says this or Confucious says that, starts to wear on you. How about trimming your eyebrows - do ya think it would kill you? Or trim up that natty beard?
Here is one of your sayings: "Never give a sword to a man who can't dance." (Confucious) Apparently, you have never watched Kung Foo Fighting.
