Lilith - The Living Dead Doll is going to join forces with Tiffany and Chucky in this bite of a blogfest.
This sums it up for me ~
Vampires, zombies - all the same to the (gorked) me.
Anyhoo, today's 30M2D Writing Challenge topic, "Where Can I Find A Good Cheese Blintz?" and link to the other participants that I ...
Vampire Von Zalez was on the hunt for pastry - not pasties or patsies - pastries. Now one wouldn't think that a vampire would find pastry tasty, but VVZ was a unique blend of vampire/zombie/humanoid. He would rise in the pre-dawn hours, looking like someone who had partied hard all night at the midtown clubs, and descend upon the various Sacramento bakeries. Freeport Bakery was his favorite and the hardest location to get to. He had to traverse railroad tracks avoiding Sacramento City College students and Land Park residents.
New Roma Bakery was an easier trek. That bakery was closer to his lair - the Sacramento underground, where he usually rested undisturbed.
Damn New Roma in those early morning hours when the baking began and the delectable smells that emanated from there drew him up and out.
Drat! It was Valentine's Day and that meant heart-shaped sugar cookies and pink frosted cupcakes. He was just a vampire in search of a good cheese blintz. This was not going to be easy, it meant there would be men, lots of them, trying to find something to give to their sweethearts. VVZ was not to be denied, the blintz beckoned - would it be Freeport or New Roma? He drew his cape closer and sprinkled on some of the Vampire sparkle dust, protection from the morning light.
He decided on New Roma. The bell on the door entry startled him and he threw up one arm, as if fending off a bat.
"May I help you?" New Roma girl inquired.
"Vell, all I vant is a good cheese blintz, do you have any today?"
"We don't make cheese blintzes on Valentine's Day, we are too busy with all of the other sweets and pastries," she replied.
"VHAT? No cheese blintzes?" He sighed and flailed his black cape around his shoulders. "Vhat is dis town coming to?" as he muttered to himself and disappeared.
I found this gem ^ listed on Etsy for $175.
Oh you made me laugh. Love the creative unusual pics. Dropping by from BMB at Rural Journal.ReplyDelete
I have a sudden craving for some cheesy baked goods gotta go:) B
I blame Nicky at We Work for Cheese for all of my cheese cravings this month ~Delete
Serves him right if he was out crepe-ing around all the mid-town clubs last night.ReplyDelete
All these blintz posts are making me want to sink my fangs into something sweet. - MikeReplyDelete
I'm sweet....... :D (Not to mention totally hot for vampires.)Delete
Um, Lemmikki, that comment was signed by Mike. Are you throwing me over for my co-blogger? :-)Delete
Nicky, my love, I would never do that. You are my one true love. And it's not like I'm handing him the awkward banana or anything, but slap a pair of fangs on someone and I can't help myself. Ohhhhh! You don't happen to have fangs do you? Pleeeeease say yes.Delete
I don't even know what a cheese blintz is and I laughed. What is a vampire supposed to do?ReplyDelete
That last piccie is also really freaky. :)
Oh poor vampire, I feel for him. Great post, though, Tami. ;)ReplyDelete
No blintzes? The humanity of it all! What were they thinking??ReplyDelete
I agree with Natasha: that last pic is scary.ReplyDelete
That last pic is scary! Eeeek!ReplyDelete
Thanks for stopping by my blog today :)
Great pics! And a bakery should serve cheese blintzes on Valentine's Day! He has every right to be frustrated!ReplyDelete
You are certainly a clever minx, Tami!ReplyDelete
Hi Visiting from the Valentine's Day blog hop. Thanks for stopping by. Happy Valentine's Day!!ReplyDelete
I know this is a vampire hop, but I LOVE that zombie cartoon. LOL! That $175 doll is pretty cool, too.ReplyDelete
I was hoping you'd let me slide by with the zombie cartoon ~Delete
Thanks for coming by today, Tami!ReplyDelete
Hope it's a good Valentine's for you...cheese blintzes or not! ;)
The scariest part is I actually remember Dark Shadows. :) Have you seen the Johnny Depp remake?ReplyDelete
Stopping by from the Valentine's Hop. I saw your comment on my blog about being namesakes. You don't see it spelled that way very often. Only the best, of course.
Hope you have a great (not too creepy) Valentine's Day.
I did see the remake - was all jazzed about it, thought it was going to be funnier than it was.Delete
Woo hoo for all the Tamis in the blogosphere!
Hahah! I do like a good cheese blintz - how disappointing! Your writing challenges are entertaining. I'm looking forward to reading more.ReplyDelete
Cool images and I think I will be a zombie too. Or perhaps a vampire. :DReplyDelete
Hi thanks for visitind Deal sharing aunt. I am following via GFC!ReplyDelete
thanks for the blog love :)
Oh and I run so slow, don't worry the Zombies will get me first lol
Hey Tami! Pesky hearts! It's like trying to buy a birthday card in December; Not. Possible. IndigoReplyDelete
Vampires love blintzes? Who knew?ReplyDelete
Vampires and blintzes. Wouldn't have thought it was possible, but you completely pulled it off! Well done. I tip my hat to you, Madam. :-)ReplyDelete
OMG, this is too awesome!ReplyDelete
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
I never expected, "He was just a vampire in search of a good cheese blintz." from today's prompt. You are a master. My favorite of the day!ReplyDelete
Thanks for stopping by my blog via the BNB party.ReplyDelete
I'm your latest follower!
oh i do remember these, chuckie, his bride...a lil scary.ReplyDelete
visiting from the boost my blog party. thanks for stopping by it's all about purple and leaving such a kind comment!!
OMG - the fashion kitty is killing me.ReplyDelete
The other stuff boarders between cool and creepy.
Thanks for stopping by my blog on BMB Party (Bended Road).
Oh, and I scrolled down a few/several posts and am so LOL at the auto-correct screen shots - I get an adolescent level kick out of those types of posts.
For some reason, it really made me laugh that this was a Transylvania-style vampire living in a world with "Twilight" sun sparkle rules. That was a cute little vignette.ReplyDelete