30DM2
Cheese Bar
"So, you come here often?" said the one cheese to the other.
"I just stopped by for the beer. My name is Gruyere."
"Hi, I am Cheddar."
"We were supposed to be melding together, Romano and I, in a lasagna extravaganza, but he left me for Havarti."
"I hear ya, I was destined for a ham, egg and cheese casserole," Cheddar replied. "How about the two of us becoming a fantastical two-cheese panini?"
"Gruyere and Cheddar? Has it been done before?" Gruyere inquired.
Gorgonzola blustered into the bar, "Hey, whose cheese-mobile is out front? It is double-parked."
"That is mine!" Gruyere said as she scrambled for the door.
"Isn't she dreamy? I could crumble over her," remarked Gorgonzola.
"Don't be cheese blocking," Cheddar said, "Gruyere and I were talking about a pairing."
"Oh, sorry buddy, when you see a delightful cheese like her, it just makes your mouth water."
Gruyere re-entered the bar and Cheddar suggested to her. "How about an old standby - macaroni and cheese?"
recipe via overthehillandonaroll
hhahahahahahaha that was great! :)
ReplyDeleteOh for the humanity of cheese! Very clever and creative!
ReplyDeleteThis is extremely cheesy. I think Nicky should award you some bonus points for that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I think you win the cheesy award today. I'll be sure to put in a gouda word with Nicky.
ReplyDeleteHey Tami! I hope all days don't make me this hungry. More please! Indigo
ReplyDelete"Don't be cheese blocking."
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha! You nailed it Tami!
I need a shower, that was way too much cheese for me. ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Awesome way to tackle the first day!
ReplyDeleteLOL Love it.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! You are the only person to turn this cheesy topic sexy. :)
ReplyDeleteSexy cheesy - woo hoo!
DeleteI love this!
ReplyDelete"Cheese-blocking" - now that is awesome sauce!
ReplyDeleteThat "Cheese blocking" line was my favorite part. Silly, but awesome.
DeleteClever!
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteHey, I could not find a place to respond to you from my blog.
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Perfect! Thanks Naila ~
DeleteI think this is my favorite post out of all the cheesy ones... big grin on my face... so clever!
ReplyDeleteThank you ...wonderful site! I love cheese! I commented on the above, but fool for love...met my husband online. He was English,I was an American Navy girl, single mom, flew up to England to meet him from Naples, Italy(I was stationed there) Spent Memorial day weekend with him, he moved down to Italy in September, we got married a year later, had our son Jamie a year later, our second son 4 years later, me at age 40! and married 10 years this year 2013! It has been a hell of a ride!
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I like to hear!
DeleteNumber one kindness!
ReplyDeleteMichele
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