My name is Dylan, don't call me Sue

"Dylan" Day 9 prompt of 30 Minus 2 Days of Writing at weworkforcheese.com.

Dylan, she wondered what her parents were thinking when they named her Dylan.  Nothing feminine about that name.  She was not what one would consider the epitome of femininity but she could hold her own against the best of them.

Having a first name of Dylan wasn't the worst of it.  Her full name, God bless her soul, was Dylan Daphinious Dorfelmyfler.  Yes, it was true.  There was no joking around it.  DDD.

DDD
Definitely Done Deal
Dudley Death Drop (pro wrestling, thank you very much)
Disease Drama Drug-free (internet dating acronym)
Delta Delta Delta (if only she had joined that sorority) DDD at DDD

Dylan.  Ah, it could have been worse.  Her parents could have called her "Sue."