Terrible Tunes and Horrible Holiday Music

A girl has gotta be styling, especially during the holidays!  This Vendula purse was offered for sale through shopgoodwill.com and sold for $50.

What I'm listening to - Smoky Mountain Christmas Cumberland Gap Reunion.  This CD was one of three that I am recycling back in the Great Thrift Shop Beyond.  When I buy these CDs, I don't listen to them until the first week of December.  Some listens are a delight, others are duds.

This kitschy cutie looks like she would fit right in the smoky mountains and her cowboy nutcracker cohort.

On the subject of terrible tunes, here is some horrible holiday music:

Rudolph (The Five Petals)

Bethlehem Rap (Unknown)
Blue Christmas (Porky Pig)
Christmas Seals Campaign (Jack Klugman)
Christmas Seals Campaign (Barbara Feldon)
Rocking Disco Santa (American Song Poem Archives)
If Bette Davis sang Feliz Navidad (Jimmy James) Web site here
C3PO Christmas (Star Wars TV Special)
Carol of the Bells (Laffy)
Bubble Tub (Carrie Lanza)
Chicken Dreidel (Unknown)
Hark, the Herald Angels Sing (Chinese Children’s Choir) 
I Was Santa Claus at the School House for the PTA (Yogi Yorgesson)
I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas (Yogi Yorgesson)
Let it Snow (8 Bit) Made from sampled video game sound effects
An Orphan Christmas (Claire Lane)
12 Days of Christmas (Crazy Drunk Lady)
Sleigh Ride (Dangerwoman)
Sleigh Ride (Jim Nabors)
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Portsmouth Sinfonia)
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Shirim) Klezmer Nutcracker
Dominick the Christmas Donkey (Lou Monte)
Donde Esta Santa Claus (Charo)
Santa Claus, Will You Please Come Tonight? (Doug Lewis)
Little Drummer Boy (Marlene Dietrich)
Little Drummer Boy (Surfer version)
Frosty the Snowman (Swedish)
Frosty the Snowman (The Brady Bunch)
Frosty the Snowman (Tuba version)
Hip Hop Frosty (Unknown)
Walking Talking Christmas Tree (Gene London)
Get Your Dreidel On (Unknown)
Merry Christmas (Gordon Thomas)
Hannukah in Santa Monica (Tom Lehrer)
Auld Lang Syne (Jimi Hendrix)
Homo Christmas (Unknown)
Deck the Halls (William Hung)
A Holiday Reminder (William Hung)
Come All Ye Faithful (Inpatient Music Therapy Program)
A Reminder from the Post Office (Jack Webb)
Jingle Cats 
Jingle Chicken
Christmas Without Daddy (Joe Walega and His Happy Hearts)
Joy to the World (Wing)
Sally Kellerman butchers a Christmas Carol
Hang Your Balls on My Christmas Tree (Kay Martin)
Night Before Christmas (Jay Leno)
The Christmas Dolly (Little Betty Ashley and J.W. Thompson)
Little Mary Christmas (Unknown)
Happy Birthday, Jesus (Major Bill Smith and Nancy Nolte)
Away in a Manger (Whistled by Fred Lowery)
Mele Kalikimaka (Davey Jones)
Merry Christmas, Neighbor (Cast of Bonanza)
Messiah (Unknown)
Debbie’s Last Christmas (Nancy La Plante)
The world’s worst version of Oh Holy Night (Unknown)
The Restroom Door Said “Gentlemen” (Bob Rivers)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Donald Trump and Regis Philbin) My idea of HELL
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Woody the Woodchuck)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Sonovox)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (William Hung)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Tiny Tim)
Santa 9-11 (Unknown) Merry fucking Christmas
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (The Brady Bunch)
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Wing)
Santa Claus is Coming to Town (John Davidson)
Santa Face is Bringing Me a Budgie (Freddy Davis)
Santa Wants Lovin’ (Albert Collins)
Silent Night (Dickies)
Silent Night (Eilert Pilarm)
Come All Ye Faithful (Slim Spincter)
Silver Bells (Steve Martin and Paul Simon) During an SNL rehearsal in the 70’s, never aired
Stick ‘Em Up, Santa
A Christmas moment with Sally Struthers 
Jingle Bells (Tammy Faye)
Jingle Bells (Wing)
Tastee Christmas (Unknown) Make sure the cat is outside
Trepak (Shirim) Klezmer Nutcracker
Christmas Cookies and Holiday Hearts (The Caroleer Singers)
Three Letters for Christmas (Unknown)
The Christmas Party (Yogi Yorgesson)
Three Kings Rap (Unknown)
All Are Waiting for Christmas (Tommy Christy)
Two Front Teeth (Unknown) Outstanding entry in the “Adult-Singing-As-Lisping-Child” category
Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear (Bob Rivers)
Yingle Bells (Yogi Yorgesson)
Here Comes Santa Claus in Black (Voicedude)
Jingle Bell Hustle (Wayne Newton)
Good King Wenceslas (Woody the Woodchuck)
What’s It To Ya? (Unknown)