The EPIC gift basket

SITS Girls prompt "What would you include in a truly epic gift basket?" My list is slanted toward things I like and may or may not buy for myself ...

A flowering orchid
Fairy garden furniture (this set sold on Amazon amazon.com/Miniature-Fairy-Garden-Outdoor-Display)

A bottle of La Crema Pinot Noir
Bumble & Bumble shampoo and conditioner
Bed Head After Party smoothing hair cream
Bath & Body Works lavender vanilla body lotion
A castro cap with nautical themed rhinestone pins
and a bottle of True Religion Hippy Chic perfume.

What would be in your truly Epic gift basket?